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	30 Ways to Prank Dr. Sloth "Playing pranks is only a natural part of the Neopian experience." by treeword
	NC News: Neopians Prepare for an Unprecedented Sale "Crowds are gathered outside the NC Mall in preparation for an unprecedented 24-hour sale where every holiday-themed re-release capsule will be made available at once. "collab with marcthegr8est1 and marshclan13_ by swordlilly
	Introduction to the Neopian Site Community Learn more about the petpage-based community sites in Neopia! collab with feraico by emilyhunter5034
	Every Holiday Day Handy Event Schedule! "A recent Beta conversion of the Neopian calendar had resulted in an error of placing every single official Neopian Holiday onto the same day!" by pikachu315111
	Valenristmaween What is Valenristmaween, you may ask? A wonderful question! by parody_ham
	Twelve Neopian Holidays "You see, when TNT was... doing whatever it is they do behind the scenes, something went wrong. Somehow, all the holidays ended up on one day! So today, we celebrate every holiday at once." by fhn_ladybug
	Top 10 Neopets April Fools Jokes through the Years "Since then, TNT has been surprising users with funny, strange, and sometimes terrifying April Fools pranks each year on the 1st day of the month of Eating." collab with coconut_rat and corrina404 by theguy2020
	What I Wish I Knew When I Started Playing "Starting fresh can be a wonderful thing. So many new things to find and potential goals you can make. Everyone's journey is different. I thought I would share some of my experiences and maybe give some tips to help new players along the way." by hottendott

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Every Holiday Day Handy Event Schedule!

Don’t go out and get a new calendar! Your eyes are not deceiving you! A recent Beta conversion of the Neopian calendar had resulted in an error of placing every single official Neopian Holiday onto the same day! A fix won’t be ready until after that day happens, so unable to ignore it there’s only one thing to do: CELEBRATE IT!

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O Lupesomem Brasileiro (Portuguese)
"A consequência de toda essa história foi a punição de Licaon, que foi transformado em um Lupe – com pelos amarronzados, olhos esverdeados como a pedra preciosa Jade, e garras afiadas como navalhas – capazes de cortar até mesmo o mais forte dos materiais."

by guga_dodi

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The Clash of Two Faeries on their Special Day
"It was just another day in Neopia... or so Walda the Baby Kacheek thought."

by _brainchild_

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The Fate of Valeane
"Isobel took the opportunity while the boat cut through the waves to sit back and take stock of the situation. She took a small crystal ball from her store and rubbed it once, dispelling a small amount of magic into it. The thing began to shimmer and a moment later Queen Fyora’s face appeared within the lattice’s depths."

by herdygerdy

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The Return of Destiny
"Nice to see you again, dear reader. I mean, I, The Storyteller of this story, would be nothing without you. Thanks for caring about what I have to say. Especially for this magnificent story that I have rescued from the confines of Neopia." collab with sportsagain and noelia_pets

by venused

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RIP: Roo Island Pirates
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by peanutbuttermilk

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