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Where Are the Pteris?

But tell me, how many Pteris have you seen in the plots? Depressingly, only one Pteri can be found anywhere in the plots.

by liktra
Invasion of the Fuzzles - A Guide to Evil Fuzzles from Beyond the Stars

Fuzzles and small spacecraft fly at you and you have to shoot them down with your mouse. You don't have to worry about ammo (infinite supply), so shoot away!

by swisscat
Rainbow Dung: The Pretty, the Strange, and the Smelly

Rainbow Dung is one of the most curious items that you can find in Neopia. Where did it come from? Who created it? Why is it so amazing?

by spirit_of_myths
Jelly: Underestimated?

Seriously. Jelly World doesn't exist. But jelly is fun. =)

by truenerdsbelonghere
Surviving the Help Chat

Having spent many a day sifting through the spam of HC, I decided to finally create a guide to actually getting help while still being polite...

by lunar_reflections
Lavalilly's Guide to Success

Written and Researched by Lavalilly

by czenko28
Your Friendly Walkthrough to Hubrid's Hero Heist

I hope this will help you get a trophy in this game of magic and monsters!

by danman111111
Umbrellas: The Good and the Bad

You want to have an umbrella that is both fashionable and practical!

by twinkies0711
The Key to a Slorg-Free Home

Protecting yourself from Slorgs is very important. You don’t want any of that disgusting green slime getting on you, do you? Fortunately, you can take a few simple steps to keep yourself safe from Slorgs.

by mo0moo
How To Use 20 Fishing Items You Thought Were Useless

Fishing "junk" is everywhere. Neopia's systems of exchange, especially the Money Tree, are flooded with it...

by summerlove77
 
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"The Meepit Show Returns" by spoonguardonline
Let's meet the contestants. In the last show, some of you may remember that there were five contestants, but, frankly, we couldn't find five people who wanted to come here, so we'll have to make do with three. However, some of you...




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A Ditsy of Hope
"You ready for the lab ray, Qin?" asked the girl, looking down at him. He peered up at her silently...

by shadow_sabre_

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Too Much Trouble
Much to his surprise, the Yurble found the observatory spotless. It took him a few more seconds to realize that a tall, sturdy broom was leaning against the wall...

by moonea123

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The Chronicles of Knight III: End of Nightmare - Part Ten
Would Raatri be able to destroy his former student if the need arose? Even if he had told Avari it were so, he was still not sure he'd be able to destroy Cornelius...

by fierwym

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The Mutant Prince: Part Five
Tarquinn couldn't bear being shunned or disrespected. He wouldn't stand anyone knowing that he, the First Prince of Brightvale, the picture of success, wealth, and charm, was undergoing a transformation which would...

by maipom

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Heavy Mental
Never turn your back on the ocean. Like, ever.

by 4zure

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Weewoo Madness - Meepits: A Well Balanced Diet
Yum!

by neokid11115



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