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Quiz: Which Chocolate Petpet Are You?

If there is one thing that everyone around Neopia loves, it's chocolate. Collab with majeline

by surging
Science with the Seekers: A Sweet Discussion

Scholars from around Neopia discuss the science and history of Chocolate Petpets!

by parody_ham
A Chocolate Sloth Head Celebration

Dearest and most loyal SlothFan127 newsletter readers… it has been quite a while has it not? And while I could go into a long (and obviously fascinating) diatribe about my summer job and everything that that entailed… that is not why we are here today. Collab with mango_

by betti666
The Faeries Favourites: Chocolate Edition

Chocolate! With the arrival of The Month of Gathering, invitations to the exclusive Chocolate Ball start to get sent out, and Neopias gourmet connoisseurs will gather to marvel at this years chocolate creations.

by aleu1986
Affordable Gourmet: Chocolate Edition!

Dear Neopians, are we all excited to be part of what was once a very exclusive Gourmet Club? Collab with heart_stealer292a

by acherub
Sweet Chaos: 5 Chocolate Disasters

Chocolate: sweet, delicious, and comforting. While most Neopians think of chocolate fondly, history tells a far stickier tale.

by sjdhsdius2
Chokatos: Neopia’s Chocolate Fruits

There’s nothing quite like a fresh Chokato. While every land has its culinary treasures, few Neopian foods inspire the same mix of delight, confusion, and obsession as the Chokato.

by justin_967
Chocolate Horoscopes for the Neopian Zodiac

The stars have aligned… and they’re covered in chocolate! This month, the cosmos is craving something sweet, and your destiny might just lie in a Mint Chocolate Chia Pop or a bag of Chocolate Mynci Noses.

by cyberzt
Gourmet Guide: Chocolate Ball Choices

This is Squire Sprinkle Spoon coming to you live the night before the sweetest event of the year: the Chocolate Ball! Whether you’re a Chocolate pet like me, or just have a sweet tooth looking for satisfaction, you absolutely don’t want to miss this scrumptious event.

by madidogs88
How to Have Your Chocolate and Faerie Festival Too!

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by bbydoll_
 
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Quiz: Which Chocolate Petpet Are You?



If there is one thing that everyone around Neopia loves, it's chocolate. It doesn’t matter if you’re living in the depths of Maraqua or hiking the tundra atop Terror Mountain or even in between rebuilding at Dacardia, for chocolate is the great uniter of all. In the spirit of all things and colours chocolate – as well as all things fun – we have put together a little quiz to let you know what kind of chocolate Petpet you would be. Have you ever wondered this? If so, now is your chance to find out! If not, why not? Have you no whimsy? This quiz is simply based upon your birth month – scroll to find your month and you too can discover what kind of chocolate Petpet you would be! For it is written in the stars! Those sweet, delectable, creamy, smooth stars… The Month of Sleeping (January) You would be a Chocolate Turtmid! Turtmids are shy creatures known to retract into their pyramid when frightened. You often react similarly. You do not like confrontation and would rather hide than engage with any negativity or drama. Your kind and delicate heart is a precious gift that should continue to be protected from harm. The Month of Awakening (February) You would be a Chocolate Nebularis! These little guys are known for loving the cold and the dark, and quite often it looks like that outside this month. The chocolate version takes inspiration from chocolate covered strawberries which are very popular around the 14th.



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The Heist at the Chocolate Factory.
"The smoke inside the Thieves’ Guild Hall floated slowly toward the ceiling beams of the old tavern. It hung there like a living thing, curling around the rusty lanterns, refusing to leave..." Collab with rascle90 & kikepv

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He's Selling WHAT?!
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Neopia Noir: Chocolate Ball Edition
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