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	Once More, With Feeling: Part One "You!" he shouted threateningly to the brown Gnorbu he had spotted. "You said tonight was going to be sold out!" by herdygerdy
	The Teacher's Pet: Part One "Really?" I had thought my owner was joking. "You really work there? At the same Neoschool I'm going to?" by thediractor
	No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part One At first she couldn't tell what he was. There was no substance to him. She couldn't describe it... by kittylitter251

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Comforting Lab Ray Pets

Many owners in Neopia, myself included, have saved up major Neopoints for pieces of a map that when put together, leads to something terrifying and amazing. The lab ray. You may think it's pure genius--so do I. But have you ever stopped and thought about how your pets feel? Imagine standing under a giant laser, shivering as a creepy scientist pushes a button. Then, a crackle of lightning strikes you, and something changes. With this guide, you'll learn how to make your pets feel loved no matter what happens to them- yes, even turning into a mutant Kau...

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