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Unforeseen Adventures: The Tomb - Part One

No matter how fast he pushed his short legs, he always ended up a few yards back. This was one of the reasons he resented being painted Baby. "Guys, wait up!"

by meghen200
The Adventures of Lucy: Part One

The AstroVilla hotel, part of the NeoLodge, is pretty much my second home. I've stayed here so many times that I stopped counting...

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"Aristocratic Letters" by christmas_ice
Dear Lady von Cybunny, Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA. No one is a match for Lord van Eyck. I am simply appalled you even asked. Do not be offended, but I believe I am...




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