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Speak Of The (Pant) Devil...

There are some statements that tempt fate (or the Pant Devil) just a little too much -- things you say and then immediately cover your mouth, hardly able to believe you could have been so foolish as to say that aloud. Statements that bring down the wrath of a horde of irate Neopians, furious about your ill-chosen words. Comments that keep you looking nervously over your shoulder for weeks, wondering when Sloth will strike...

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A Lot of Love and a Little Luck
Walking over to the fridge, I opened to check what was inside, and to my surprise, there were Omelettes. Actually, I lied, I wasn't surprised at all.

by fearie_heart

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A Magician's Quest: The Water Spells
"He was so brave," whispered Wendy, putting her hand on Emily's shoulder. "No, just stupid," Emily said, choking back a sob.

by hali12114721767

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The Dough Makes The Biscuit
The range is as vast as my palate, and so I invite you to join me in worshipping what very well may be the top 10 biscuits and biscuit items… of all time.

by oddball_001

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Unis: More Than Just A Pretty Face
I have decided to answer some common Uni myths and misconceptions to help shed some light (and truth) on the falsehoods that people judge me by.

by toastlike

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Saccharine
Sweet dreams.

by cardinalmoon

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Overthinking It
Fierce attack!

by pryies

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