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Removing the Muzzle: General Galgarrath's Story - Part One

"Memories are odd things; they can fade, be substituted, twisted, or even forgotten. Some may not believe me... but this is what I can recall..."

by torkie10

Apprentice to Evil: Part One

"Your siblings need nice things too, Meti. Tell you what. If you really want to go to the concert, why not get a job?"

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by anjie

The Mistaken Identity: Part One

"Now that you mention it," he said with an angered tone, "I would like to know where I am..."

by lemonlovingcutie

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Conspiracy Revealed

You may think, "That must be a spin-off of Parlax, Sloth's spy in The Return of Dr. Sloth Plot." In fact, it's the other way around. He'll be the first to tell you TNT isn't nearly as imaginative as people think; they mostly base characters off of real pets. As interesting as that all is, he's not the subject of our story. More like a source. In fact, everything you're about to read is based on the facts he gave (Some dramatizations may occur) about one of the few conspiracy theories TNT hasn't started themselves. That's right. I'm about to reveal to you the real reason why the Return of Dr. Sloth Plot wasn't released until five years after its original air date. It all started thanks to a TCG set and an elite Usuki convention...

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He did not... no, he could not know everything!

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For Those of Us With Limited Time...
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Spacerocked! – A Guide to the Game
At the start of each level you have three items of ammunition (indicated by the rocks in the top, left-hand corner of the screen) and three purple Grundos boosts (indicated by the three Grundo heads just below the rocks).

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Who Needs Logic?
Today marks the day of a great discovery.

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Doodlez
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