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"Some Assembly Required" by trisshamster
"We're bored!!! We've played with all our toys!!! We're bored!!! We want something to do!!!" Now, I am a very patient person, but when one has been pestered like this for two and a half hours on end, one's patience does wear thin. I was at the end of my wits when the doorbell rang. "Ooh! Ooh! I wanna get it! I wanna get it!"

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One Night at Midnight
He was going to do something he had never done before. This would be the night that he would brave the mysterious lands of the neoboards...

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Tales of a Petpet Campfire
"Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to the Petpet Retreat?"

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Just How Smooth Was the Altador Cup?
Together, the crowd witnessed the rise and fall of a rain of mortogs, annoying faerie quests, and some really rude mutant Yooyus...

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A Manly Man’s Guide to Neopian Femininity
Believe or not, Neopia is overrun mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly man pet to survive.

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Whoa
Why you shouldn't take end-of-the-year dares...

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Uni Horn
Nice costume...

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