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Issue: 349 | 27th day of Relaxing, Y10 |
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"I Am Vira" by cool247lala
"AHH! It's Vira! Run before she makes you look in one of her evil mirrors!" The Uni ran as fast as she could, streaking past Vira's home. Vira sighed. She got that a lot, even though she had never made a Neopet mutant. The other Neopet, a Quiggle, looked nervously at her as she glanced at him. She sighed, annoyed. "Go home," she said. "If you've come to gaze at the freak show, visiting hours are over." The Quiggle blushed red...
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