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Issue: 240 | 19th day of Hunting, Y8

Comics

	Button the Slorg Splat! by rl337
	Mealtime Kadastrophe Mew... Also by frynr by goten__10
	Ouch! Guess what? by howling_werewolf
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 9 by the_darkjedi
	Neopian Circumstances Anything cute and fluffy? Also by lily_he by nefily
	Never Trust a Lawyerbot I'm so glad we can finally go on vacation! by togepi_forever
	DOOMed Adventures When Meepits Attack by ladyash782
	The Grand Adventures of Kirsya and Durnya Mmmm... Pink Donut. by bluey_doodles
	The Gallion Ranch Allllmoostt... Also by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Epic Proportions That explains why it's so dark here. by jelly_bean_qween
	Sanity Obsolete Nah, it couldn't be... Art by nut862 by myfallenrevival4
	In the Shadows of Neopia A taste of his own medicine! by morrigan_a_aensland
	Zeh Cute One:// Near-Sighted You can climb without your glasses? Also by hiddenstarz by glowing_banana
	- Extreme Potato Counter - Incoming! Also by the_ghoul_family by pixiepuff
	Lined Paper MADNESS! There. All better. Also by yumzy2 by 8nlangen
	No Comment Lend a hand? or maybe a foot? by x_massacre_x
	Meepit War Tactics Meepits away! Also by peri0neo by cytherea007
	Flapdoodle Did somebody say "mutant?" by obviousfakename
	The Adventures of Help Says who?! by raptor291
	Living in Neopia! So that's the reason... by sensuke
	Meowclops Mishaps Hunting for treasure in the Maraquan Ruins isn't what it used to be... by wsprite
	The Callahan Files There's an echo in here. by caloriemuncher
	Making the Stew It's just one of those days... by undeadqueen
	Silly Savannah Goes to Coltzan's Shrine "Then what's the point of going to Coltzan's Shrine, anywho?" by paola_7
	Head in the Clouds Candykitty has adopted a Cybunny... by candykitty
	Camouflage Paint Brush? Pffft!! Who needs a Camouflage PB anyway? Also by kevinneo1328 by leeloo18
	Anyway Vacation on top of Terror Mountain... we need the other half of Neopia!! by wolfendusk
	Kawaii - New Toy All my friends will be jealous! by crow213
	Project Negative I'm so glad to meet you! by unlawfull
	Notions and Nonsense: The Argument Wait a second, that's not the result I wanted! Art by scarrift by patjade
	Best Insurance It has come to our attention that you currently have no insurance. by ssjelitegirl
	UnNormal There's such a thing as too much fun. by cozygen
	Usually abnormal Bread and butter by tristess
	Weird Brother Of all the food... by angelfish1985621
	Insanity Management Good instinct. by neon_neoni
	Boochie Confusion Getting shot isn't always a bad thing... by frost_faerie

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"Isabella's Best Friend" by beau_lis
Among these lucky diners sat Isabella, a Tyrannian Elephante. She was a bit shy about her large size and furry coat. Even so, she was well liked by others at the pound. She looked at the goodies, wondering if she wanted ham or chicken. It was a very hard choice...

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Miss Earthwing
Earthwing gazed out at the audience seated in front of her desk. "Now, class," she said in a prim, proper voice...

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The Would-Be Detective: Where is Dr. Sloth?
"Has anyone seen Dr. Sloth?"

by silentbutterfly

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Conquering Your Fears of Carnival of Terror
This guide aims to help conquer your fears of mindless, Sloth-controlled robot Chia clowns, AND make major improvements in your high score.

by kamykins

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Investing in Your Shop
If you have the time, a few spare neopoints and/or items stored away in your Safety Deposit Box, then why not invest it all in your shop?

by naomis72

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The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part Two
When the spinning stopped, Donis opened his eyes, and couldn't believe what he saw...

by violajunky

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Two
Mareian had always suggested that a good bonfire would fix his perpetual paperwork problem; right now he was seriously considering the idea...

by nimras23

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