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Issue: 210 | 30th day of Gathering, Y7

Comics

	Plushie of Prosperity? wink by lauren_nina613
	Someone You'd Never Disown Awww! They love each other! by teh_luckster
	Misfits That hit the spot! by cannonsmbt
	Ai Yi Aisha You've got to be kidding... by yami13331
	Scaredy Tomato AHHHHHHHHHHH! by jazzyshizzle
	Kinky - The Strange Powers of the Turnali Frederick's eyes glow purple by raya_foxfire
	Cool Gifts Come... In Small Packets! Hooray! Art by meganium94 by pokemon_lunatic
	Living in Neopia! NEVER ask Sloth if you can have something... by sensuke
	Yummie Have your cake and eat it too. O_o by linnipooh
	Hagan's Heroics Keep it down! Also by confuzerated by sunset_rose285
	Lost... in the Tombs! Please be sure to direct any tomb related frustrations to the "Whack-a-Staff" area. by frogcooke
	As Much as a Bori Can Take The best things in life are free. by kudou
	Bad Carma Who likes puns? by armadi
	Play with Troggops & Relamus Sandy..... by gelertloverrrr
	ER Dilemma: Spun Out Many strange things are popping in at the Neopian Central Hospital....what could it mean? Art by fetedieu by seadra_princess
	Powder Guess what! by xxstreamfaeriexx
	Race Stalling Wow! by plaquenil
	Disturbeded So what if he tried to eat Fyora? by disturbeded_banana
	Lost Faerieland A little too lifelike, maybe... by fuzzykitty304
	Adventures of a Musketeer Usul So, what's it like to be a fire pet? Art by zero_is_mah_hero by johnandadam
	Cheeseroller Challenge The disadvantage of being a PEA... Story by filipino2582 by x_b0b0_x
	.Sanity.Is.Overrated. Pile of Sand Insanity!!! by blondie_chick101
	No n00bs is good n00bs Buried in a pile of scarabs? by summerschilde
	Neopian Neophyte Ph34r the chicken! :O by leedom111
	Dragon Inn Chronicles A little help here please... by dragonwind456
	The Neopian Ranger That poor Ghost Lupe gets no respect... by dragonthecat
	Korbat Comedy He's crazy... by kougra__master
	Parties and Clouds = O.O Why you rarely see parties in Faerieland... by plushiemon
	Poor Tombola Guy! Maybe you should let your pets buy what they want. by linds4y
	Petpet Battles To the rescue! by aimeilee
	Kadoatie Troubles Here you go, kitty! Art by nu_sp33dmetal by choco_strawberries
	Faux Pas I hope, for the sake of everyone, that it isn't true. by almostmaybe
	Sound Effects Happy birthday! by white_draigon

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Free Food, Anyone?

This article is a guide to feeding your Neopets well on a limited budget, whether you want to conserve Neopoints to save up for something or simply because you don't have very many. Some people are under the impression that you have to spend a lot to keep your Neopets well fed, and that operating on a smaller budget is cruel. They are wrong...

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Twenty Days I've Lived Without You
Dear Rayneboery, Oh my gosh! I can't believe my little-wittle Rayneboery-Wayneboery is finally growing up! It's just like it was yesterday I hatched your egg at the adoption center...

by squieshie

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The Perfect Petpet
I entered the room to see Foxy, a cute little Christmas Doglefox, sitting and whimpering as Pup, a Christmas Puppyblew, circled around him, making fake lunges and snapping at thin air a couple inches from Foxy's face. Both Ember and Angel looked at me, then both said simultaneously, "Help!"

by wolf_queen3004

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NeoQuest II: Behind the Scenes
Sure, you may know what goes on with the NeoQuest characters while they're fighting, but do you know much about their lives outside of the game? Of course not, because they're always busy and never do any interviews!

by puppy200010

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Quest Board Etiquette
Hurray, you have a faerie quest! But how to find the item? The quest board can help...if you know how to use it.

by zolphia

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A Hand to Guide You: Part One
She was busily working on the month's bills, which were in a stack several inches high sitting next to her. Not moving, I pretended not to hear her from the couch in the living room where I was sitting. This trick used to work when I was young, but she was getting fed up, I could tell...

by spunkyclaire

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The Return of Scarblade: Part Three
Scarblade laughed cruelly and mirthlessly. The crew of the Black Pawkeet, including its captain and first mate, accompanied by Caylis, were at his mercy. Everyone believed Isca was dead. Who could stop him now?

by funkiechunkymunkie

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