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Petpet Underappreciation

Because of my desire to share my enthusiastic love of petpets with others, here are the top three items on my list of reasons petpets are great!

by kathleen_a_b
Historical Analysis of the Altador Cup

An in-depth analysis of the history of Altador Cup teams and their ranking based off of their average finishes.

by thegreatxandorf
A Spooky New Goal Scorer: Interview with Krell Vitor

Join us for an exclusive interview with Haunted Woods team captain Krell Vitor!

by akezis
A Slushie Slinger’s Take on Neopia’s Top Slushies

Hi! I’m Tara, one of Altador’s pro Slushie Slingers, and I’m here to dish out the juicy gossip around the coolest, rarest, and just plain best slushies in Neopia!

by weee5067
 
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A Slushie Slinger’s Take on Neopia’s Top Slushies



Hi! I’m Tara, one of Altador’s pro Slushie Slingers, and I’m here to dish out the juicy gossip around the coolest, rarest, and just plain best slushies in Neopia! Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re familiar with the Altador Cup’s iconic slushie trio: Zeenana, Jumbleberry, and Chokato. But why are these the only flavours being served? Aren’t there over a hundred other types of slushies? It turns out, so many fans were flooding Altador that we needed to streamline operations -- no one wants to miss a Yooyuball match because the line was too long. Limiting our slushie stations to just three kinds helped a lot, but part of the trick was to choose really distinct, polarising flavours. When each person has a clear favourite, ordering goes super quick. Also, these fruits are super easy to blend in huge batches (I’ll let you in on a secret: we don’t even peel the Zeenanas!)



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PRIME TIME SLUSHIE
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A Hero's Ballad: The Marrow
Rohane finds himself in a dingy tavern known as The Mangled Marrow...

by parody_ham

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Lupe Pack Detectives-The Fake Detective
The penultimate chapter of the Lupe Pack Detectives-The Fake Detective series!

by lupe_hunter_7

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A Hero's Journey: Rivalry
The complicated feelings brewing between Jeran and Rohane finally bubble to the surface...

by precious_katuch14

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Yes, He's Like That All Year
Did the Altador Cup already start?

by kristenbb1

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Replacing Your Petpet
Don't replace your Petpet, they get really sad!

by snofoxe



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