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Usuki Dolls Only: An Interview

by vulpy

B=Bluelina
M=Mary
S=Sara
G=Grizelda

B: Hi! I'm Bluelina the Usul. I'm a reporter! Right now the rage is Usuki Dolls! Well, I'm here chatting with one today! Meet Mary the teenage Usuki!!!

M: Like, totally! What's up?

B: Uh Hello, Mary. What is it like being an Usuki all shut tight in a box on the department shelves waiting for the perfect little girl to take you home?

M: It's awesome! I just, like, haven't been put on the shelf yet! Umm. *looks at watch* they should be putting me on in about a minute or so!

B: Wow, so... I'm like a Usul too. Do you like your species?

M: Well, duh! We are like the CUTEST ever!

B: Do you ever think that they will come out with newer, cuter dolls that will shove you downward?

M: ...... What kind of question is that? There is no way anything could be cuter than us Usuki!

B: Well it looks like you're going to be put on a shelf right about......... Now. C'ya!

M: Bai!

B: That didn't give me any information at all -_- Oh well, bring out the next doll!

S: Uhh hello... I'm Sara the school girl Usuki.

B: Hiyee! You've already been bought by some lovely Neopian, haven't you?

S: Well, yes and no.

B: What do you mean?

S: I um, I was bought, but not by someone lovely. He just bought me for profit. He haggled down the shopkeeper and then stuffed me in the size 25 shop! He put a price WAY too high for anyone decent to afford! It's like I'm stuck in a zoo, people just look at me and make comments or rude remarks and just pass right by!!!! It's TORTURE!!!!

B: Yikes... OK, OK So you weren't bought and loved. But hey, maybe someone real rich will buy you huh? ^_^

S: And try to sell me for even MORE?!

B: I think it's time for our final Usuki. Good-bye Sara!

G: Hi. I'm Grizelda.

B: Hey Grizelda, so have YOU been bought by someone who loves.... WHA!?

G: What's the matter?

B: -.- You're NOT an Usuki doll. You're a Green Quiggle Toy.

G: What's wrong with that? You said you needed someone who was bought and loved. And I have been. Besides, the 13th was Quiggle Day. Hurray!

B: Yeah well, if you haven't noticed *points to big flashy sign* it says Usuki DOLLS ONLY!

G: Well... I haven't seen a single Usuki around. In fact, it seems I'm the only one left.

You hear crickets chirp.

B: Uh... OK whatever, I guess you have a point there. What's it like being bought and loved...erm, Grizelda?

G: It's the most wonderful feeling a toy could ever feel. I was just sitting in the toy shop, when a bunch of really rich Neopians were walking down my aisle. I thought they were going to buy me, really! I thought... finally! That was my chance to live a happy toy life with a great NeoPet and its owner! I would be loved and taken care of... and they wouldn't try to sell me in any shop oh no! That would NEVER happen to me because they would love me!!! But this lady with a bunch of fluffy feathers around her neck and a diamond ring just took one look at me and snorted. Her Nimmo stuck its tongue out at me and walked right by!! I thought I was going to fall apart at that very moment...

B: *frowns* aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww.......

G: I cried and cried for hours. All the time rich people would walk right by me, not even noticing I was there. They were all looking for... Usuki dolls... But the next day, a very poor little Shoyru came walking into the store. Her owner was waiting outside for her. In her hands were 10 NP. She walked up to the shop owner and said, "My mommy told me I could buy a toy for my birthday! Do you have anything for this much?" she laid the 10 NP on the table. The shop owner raised an eyebrow. "Yes, we might have something. But most likely not something you'd fancy dear." "It's OK, I'll love whatever I buy!!!" I was too sad and feeling pity for myself that I didn't notice the Shoyru had been staring at me. I looked up at her and she smiled. "How much for this one!" She was told 20 NP. She looked down at her feet, and I was heartbroken. The shop owner smiled and said, "No one likes that thing though. You're the first NeoPet I've ever seen that had actually wanted that thing! I'll take your 10 NP." And I was taken home. It was the happiest day of my life. We play every day together, and she has never even put a scratch on me since.

B: *sniffles* That... was... Beeeeaaautiful!!! *sobs* You should write a life story! You'd sell millions!!!!!

G: Was that what you needed, anyway?

B: Yes, it was and more! To all Neopians, please don't buy what is "cool" these days just because everyone else is buying it. Do what YOU think is right! Why should you spend thousands on something, when your NeoPet can have just as much as fun as with a toy that costs 10. Thank you for watching this interview, and please, have a good day. ^_^

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