Neopian Horoscopes

by Katrinity

Note: Find your sign by looking to see what month you started playing!

Selepi, sign for the month of Sleeping (January) This week, the Planet Islamys is shining. This may mean bad temper early in the week, Selepi. Make sure that you have no plans with other NeoPets, unless they are other Selepis. They will understand, however you will be upset because they have fiery tempers as well! This will all blow over around Wednesday, when you will feel restless. The Battledome or a Quest from the Brain Tree will help ease this annoying feeling. On Friday, have a night out with some friends. Poogles are going to have a great time, Aishas will enjoy themselves immensly. Good match: Irisces.

Vericorn, sign of the month of Awakening (February) This week your planet, Vericorn is hidden behind the Frai Moon. This could mean behind the scenes arguments, or feelings of sadness. Either way, you need to have some uplifting time with friends or family. This will help you feel better. Around Thursday, expect something to go wrong. Vericorns who have birthdays this week will not feel sadness or discomfort in any way, and Thursday birthdays will have a terrible time. Sorry, Vericorns! Good match: Urinans.

Urinan, sign of the month of Running (March) Urinans are going to have a great week. They will have a wonderful surprise on Monday, and on Friday, someone special will help you deal with a problem that's been on your mind. Around Sunday, you may meet someone who will have a major influence in your future. This person will not be a bad influence, and this person will have strong feelings for you. Good match: Selepis.

Irisce, sign for the month of Eating (April) That Frai Moon is causing problems in your week, Irisce. There will be something awkward between you and your owner on Tuesday, but late that evening, you will apologise, or else you and your owner will be arguing all week. Wednesday, you will have a lesson in patience, when someone will not show up as planned. Whether you get mad or not will affect the rest of the week. On Thursday, a friend will have a party on the spur of the moment. Be prepared! Beauty tip: Girls, be gentle on the eye makeup. Lighter colors will make your face shine. Guys, be natural. Good match: Vericorns and Selepis.

Herenan, sign for the month of Hunting (May) Those born under the Herenan sign are very lucky this week. You will master a difficult task, probably a Quest from the Faerie Queen, on Wednesday. When playing Dice-A-Roo on Thursday, you will show: Something has happened! on the top of the screen and you will get 100 faeries! Rocky relationships the week before will smooth out, and all will be clear for that special something you've been waiting for on Sunday, and you will go with a clear frame of mind. Good match: Relevars.

Relevar, sign for the month of Relaxing (June) Be calm this week, Relevar. Everything will be clear and smooth all week. No disasters will happen, not counting the minor mishap on Wednesday, that involves some form of cooking. To avoid it, stay clear of the kitchen! Procrastinating is okay this week, as long as you do not overdo it. Good match: Herenans.

Speo, sign of the month of Swimming (July) This week will run like a roller coaster. Tuesday, you will work long and hard to solve a problem, and will discover the answer Wednesday. On Friday, everything will go your way, until Saturday morning when you will be in a huff about something with your owner. Apologise to stop further bickering. Good match: other Speos!

Arain, sign of the month of Hiding (August) Arains are bored this week. In the early days, you will have work to catch up on. When you finish that by Wednesday, you will be left to your own devices. Use your time wisely, and then a load of social problems Friday will not be so tough to deal with. Good match: Speos.

Frairi, sign of the month of Gathering (September) Your Moon shines through, causing good times. All Faeries will be rejoicing after the defeating of a Battledome opponent, whereas the NeoPets will be begging the Faeries to bless them, and they will bless their hearts out, until Thursday. Then, the weather prevents a party you did not want to go to, and you invite over your best friends to have a good time. Good match: Herenans and Selepis.

Hallowitch, sign of the month of Collecting (October) This is your month! Pranks are at its high time, and Halloween fun is in the air! Enjoy the celebrations on October 31, where you play a prank on a Fire Faerie, get treats from the Esophagor, and party all week long! Good match: Irisces and Urinans.

Srannen, sign of the month of Sorting (November) All Srannens work this week. Next week will be mostly fun, but you know the saying, "work before play!". This motto will be your motto. Keep your nose to the grindstone, and later in the week, the NPs will start rolling in. Good match: Relevars and Frairis.

Celena, sign of their month of Celebrating (December) Calenas dislike Halloween. You are no different, and prefer the winter holidays. You will stay home and be a Halloween Scrooge all week. "Bah Humbug!" is your type of mood. Get in the spirit! Good match: None. Everyone else enjoys the Halloween festivities too much to want to see you in your mood.