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You've clicked on a link that will take you outside of
It is a journey
I must face...alone. *dramatic music*
I want to stay on Neopets,
where the dangers of Meepit invasion are taken seriously.
You've clicked on a link that will take you outside of
It is a journey
I must face...alone. *dramatic music*
I want to stay on Neopets,
where the dangers of Meepit invasion are taken seriously.
You've clicked on a link that will take you outside of
It is a journey
I must face...alone. *dramatic music*
I want to stay on Neopets,
where the dangers of Meepit invasion are taken seriously. 
User Lookup: thediractor 
UPDATE: Sorry for all the inactivity! I have no excuses. Well, yes I do. But you probably don't care to hear them. Anyway, I hope to be presenting some new stories in the near future. That is all.  WELCOME Hey! You've reached the owner of this realm, Queen Insane-Incarnate, her Craziness the Reality Challenged. Or Darth. Same difference. ANYWAY! Out of vanity I will take advantage of my precious 5000 user lookup characters to tell you about myself. Okay, not all of them! I love to write. Let me spell that out for you: L-O-V-E! I think if I had to go a day without writing something down, I wouldn't make it. I'd wither. No, really, I'm serious, I probably would! (Also, just so you know, I don't live in the Sandwich Islands, but it sounds like an awesome place. Where do I live really? That's for me to know. :D)  This is Mr. Sie Essen, my guard Mootix. Beware! (I got him here at ma0_mau's petpage. They've got tons of "painted petpetpets" like Mr. Sie Essen. Go check it out!) But I have to try and suppress my insanity as I have four awesome pets to take care of. I can't just go play Jelly Blobs of Doom and neglect them. That wouldn't be nice. Maja, Dilly, Kelsey, and Tamerick were the subjects of my earliest Neopian Times writings as I scoured Neopia for original story ideas. On that note, I do take pride in trying to make my work as original as I possibly can, so if you think somebody copied your story idea, don't look at me. I love getting Neomail! But a friendly chat is usually as far as I go, with the exception of any tips I can help you with or trading/auctioning business. No, I won't lend you Neopoints, and no, I don't have any valuables you can borrow. Each to earn his own, eh? But don't think I'm some heartless soul-sucking monster because of that. It's not true, contrary to popular belief. …Huh? What popular belief? I didn't say anything, uh, okay? …What? If you really, really want to know more about me, I'll have to inform you I'm not an interesting topic. But here's a list of my likes and don't likes, just so you know what not to mention to me.  WHAT DARTH LIKES
 WHAT DARTH DOESN'T LIKE/DETESTS/CANNOT STAND
And that's me! My basic rules are: no pets are UFT or UFA, and I don't really go for friend requests. Also, I don't Battledome. Thanks for respecting the rules. ^_^ Feel free to drop me a line! Thanks for visiting (and I completely and totally understand if you never return. There is not a lot of mental activity going on :/) ~Darth 
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Name: DarthVader
