What is this? A housewife, a mother, a melancholic goth with a sick sense of humor. I love imperfect teeth, minor sixths, unapologetic tritones, metamorphosis stories, vampires, bad books, great books, and cold unfeeling logic.
Nowadays, I write more off-Neopets than on, but the Neopian Times is still one of two main draws of the site for me. The other draw consists of my pets, which makes me a rather simple being. I don't really play for neopoints, avatars, or anything competitive in my old age. Don't mind me if my decisions seem a bit odd.
Always remember: The world is a doomy, gloomy sort of place. Which is why a moral imperative exists to be unabashedly ridiculous as often as humanly possible.
Neopian Times Log:
[X] Finish Negg Hunt story. (S: 3/21, H: 3/22, A: 4/03)
[ ] Finish Piece of my Heart.
[X] Write something for issue 550. (S: 5/20, H: 6/05, RS: 6/01, H: 6/13, A: 6/20)
[X] Finish/submit Vampire Apple story. (S: 10/08, H: 10/15, A: 10/23)
[ ] Write Christmas Grarrl story.
[ ] Write Lys/Ira caper.
[ ] Write Aerweu Geraptiku story (series?)
[ ] Rewrite Hibi story from mother's perspective.
[X] Write something for issue 600. (S: 5/22, H: 5/31, A: 6/18)