What is this? A housewife, a mother, a melancholic goth with a sick sense of humor. I love imperfect teeth, minor sixths, unapologetic tritones, metamorphosis stories, vampires, bad books, great books, and cold unfeeling logic.

Nowadays, I write more off-Neopets than on, but the Neopian Times is still one of two main draws of the site for me. The other draw consists of my pets, which makes me a rather simple being. Before having my priorities straightened, I used to play competitively, but the site has been reduced purely to things I enjoy at this point. It's for the best.

Always remember: The world is a doomy, gloomy sort of place. Which is why a moral imperative exists to be unabashedly ridiculous as often as humanly possible.