DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW, DOES IT WOBBLE TO THE FLO

I'm Kitty, this much I know is true.
Well, it's a handle somaybeit'snottrue.

I have two ears but I'm blind, and my dominant hand
is my right so I throw things with my left. I have blurry vision in my left eye
so I compensate by using my right nostril more often.

I aspire to do nothing and be no one because it's the lazy way
out of everything. I talk to Raisin sometimes, but he gets frustrated
and yells at me a lot because I thought the moon was actually made of cheese.

People say they worry about me and it's very reassuring because then
I know that they won't sign me up for therapy because I don't like foot doctors.

Connotations will always be more important than denotations to me because
then everything I say is actually accurate.

I like how I keep switching tenses as I spoke because then it made me feel
like I know how to time travel.

Imagination is one thing I fear losing in my life.