FAQ:

Q: Did you draw that?
A: Short answer is yes. I drew Lornevar there, and most of the other art (unless signed by someone else, obviously) is mine.

Q: Will you draw me/my pet/my gaia thing/a goldfish, four crackers & a pig-shaped shoe?
A: Nope, sorry. I don't do requests, and unless you're a fabulous illustrator and I've got the time I don't do trades either.

Q: Can I have your pet?
A: The fact I've included this in my FAQ should give you some indication as to the answer. In case it does not, no.

Q: What do you use to draw/colour your images?
A: I prefer traditional media (watercolour, inks, acrylic & coloured pencil in combination usually) but most of my neopets images are done in felt-tipped pen, scanned in then coloured in photoshop. Its just faster.

Q: Do you roleplay?
A: To excess sometimes, although I tend toward the verbose. To be perfectly honest, I'm a bit of a literary elitist that way; I really only write with exceptional roleplayers and never on the neopets boards.

Q: Can I contact you?
A: Depends on why. I don't really 'chit chat' with people, if I'm online I'm usually working or otherwise engaged. If you haven't been frightened off by my frank and unapologetic roleplay snobbery and you're interested in writing with me, then yes, feel free. But please, for the love of marmalade, tell me who you are and why you're contacting me right away. Don't just pop up with 'HI!'; I won't know you from adam, and chances are I won't respond.
AIM: Geistzwart
Yahoo: the_lazarus_psyche