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User Lookup: extreme_fj0rd

Neomail: Always open | NeoFriends: Closed | Guild invites: Closed
Battledome Challenges: All closed except McCandry


Chapter One: Perfecting That Dastardly Smile.

The dastardly smile is often the most complex part of ruling the universe, and thusly before you attempt to hire any minions or complete any impossible tasks you must first master the smile. It must be perfectly careless and sunny, while still maintaining a general air of menace about your person. It's not so much the smile, after all--it's your attitude. You have to exude that "I am all-powerful. I will smite you if you do wrong" attitude to your followers--if you don't, your minions will revolt against you and believe me, that is really annoying.

--Ruling the Universe by extreme_fj0rd



Heyo! I am extreme_fj0rd, but you can also call me Fj0rd. Actually I would prefer it if you called me Fj0rd.
I write a bit for the Neopian Times, so you might've seen one of my pieces...
If you have, and you read it and liked it, please send me a neomail-- I don't bite, I promise!
Well... -shifty eyes- Not often, anyway..

For a compendium of Lab Ray results, my avatars, and NT publications, click here.

--Yes, I do have an alternate account. The username is depoofify.

--My AIM username is norwegianinlet.

Pets://
//Lyrian_ is a Sketch Kiko. He's mostly insane.
//McCandry used to be a Lab pet, but is now a Maraquan Draik--for good.
//Yotaria is a Disco Kau, and somewhat insane--though usually a bit sensible, as well.
//_Yrael is a Faerie Wocky. Seeing as how he's a male Faerie Wocky,
he's a bit sarcastic, cynical and generally disapproving of his insane siblings.
On his petpage is the Male Faerie Movement, or MFM for short.
Rejoice--the MFM page is recoded and ready for new members!




User Info
Name: Fj0rd
Gender: Female
Country: Liechtenstein

Status: Online - Ignoring YOU
Last Spotted: A long, long time ago
Started Playing: November 24, 2003

Hobbies: Books and Literature, Dragons, Flying

Guild: Shiny in The Lazy NT Writers Guild


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Lyrian_
Male Kiko
Age: 3,729 days
Level: 33


McCandry
Female Draik
Age: 3,488 days
Level: 3


Yotaria
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Age: 3,693 days
Level: 18


_Yrael
Male Wocky
Age: 3,534 days
Level: 23
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