Heyo! Call me Jamie. I've been playing Neopets for way too long and I am definitely too old for this site now. Oh well, I play anyway!

I was born and raised in southern California, but I now live in Houston.. with my old license plates, meaning I get cut off on the freeways and tailgated on a consistent basis. Not to mention I drive a PT Cruiser, so everyone thinks I'm an old fart. Fun stuff.

Anywho... if you have eyes and functioning mouse buttons, you can see that I love art, and I love my pets. They may just be compilations of light rays emitted from my monitor, but they are the cutest light ray compliations on this site. Check out Vasputin's petpage if you want to see some of my writing. The story won the Site Spotlight! Vas insists it's because of his good looks and not my witty writing, but we won't go into that...

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