Hello stranger! I'm not sure how you've stumbled across this place, but it would be best to watch your back. Pirates lurk in these waters, and not all of the company I keep are as friendly as me. ;)

Those bright-eyed greenhorns still have the youth and vigor to wantonly wave their swords and cutlasses about, ready to skewer one of the two good peepers they've got left. As for me, I'm an old, crochety seadog with just enough sense to know when to pick my battles, but no more than would scare me off my sense of adventure. Sure, once in a blue moon I might consider sailing under newer, less ill-thought-out colors--but what is a pirate without her treasure?

These days, I'm usually roaming the seas with my first mate and partner-in-crime, Ash. Silly blighter thinks he can hide his past by swapping his stripes for civvies, but those disguises sure aren't fooling anyone. Any pirate worth his salt can recognize that familiar thirst for adventure in the gleam of his eye... and the wandering hands of the less-than-honest traveler near an unguarded purse.