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Am I an alien, you ask? What a silly question! You must be new around here to even ask such a thing. Why yes, I am an alien. No, I'm not a human who turned alien. That would be tacky, don't you think? I love my hammock. And my training base. I've crashed into 36 planets so far. Meteors not included. ^ Just a heads up, watching that number is fun. I update it daily. I wonder how many I'll have crashed into by my next birthday o_O I don't want to think about my birthday. I'll be twelve then. Ew. I like being eleven :c 12 + 1 = 13 13 = sounds like the worst age to be. My hobbies are writing stories, drawing, and writing scripts! I have a #1 Fan 8D ...Pickle jars. I like pickles. And olives. Stuff that most people don't like. Fun fact - I use a Wacom Bamboo tablet. You really needed to know that, didn't you? Why are you even here? Reading down line after line after line... It's gonna get monotonous. At this point, I have officially 2885 characters left, including this entire sentence. ...How bored are you? If you're bored, go do the things on Lya's petpage. Except for #6. Here's another fact. I'm apparently tall. For my age, anyway. Huh, I always thought I was super-short. I have 7 unnamed characters! They are: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6 and #7. Wasn't that thrilling? My sarcastic side is showing. I'm Trish's #1 fan. ...Ve ve ve~! Okay, I admit, I ran out of things to talk about back there. But that's acceptable because I'm a HERO. Of SPACE. I can see a few people raising EYEBROWS over there. Yes, that was a shoutout to one specific person. Who has been mentioned here...twice? She's awesome. I sound like a stalker. Ah well. You know, I can speak Meepit and Space. Here's how you say "I'm hungry" in Meepit. Meepa mi-meep me-meepa meepcake. ...Yeah. ...I can't pronounce Space. I can only read it. Lots of pretty letters! And now for wisdom from Spacey's class! Rome is in Romania. Rome isn't a real place. People do not live there anymore. Madrid is in Greece. I know, right? Brazil is in Africa. ARTHUR~ And a few more general LOLs! I was the only one in 4 classes, including the seventh grade, who knew that Copenhagen is in Denmark o_O ...Some kid actually guessed that Spain is a Nordic country. It took 4 kids a full 30 seconds to guess a unit of time. Austria and Australia are apparently the same thing. I don't wanna talk about my class. Bad times, bad times. I feel like the only sane one. I'm the only one with proper grammar. ...You're thinking about how vain I am, aren't you? D: Sometimes I care too much about what people think. I now have 990 characters left, including this entire sentence. Time is running out fast. I suppose I'll have to say bye-bye, now. ...Thanks for reading through this? I think. I'll be surprised if you DID read through this o_O Pfft. I need proof that you examined and highlighted every inch. If you highlighted only at this, you need to scroll back up. You're lazy. I'll give you a pixel cookie if you found the secret word. You'll have to collect it yourself, though. ...Let's play one last game! You go to a location mentioned here. There, you can collect the cookie! Hint: the location isn't Brazil! 8D Tis quite simple, really. If you weren't already at that location, you either have no curiosity or don't pay attention. The letters are running out fast. Anyway, find the cookie. Don't talk to ME about it. Just don't. And if you can't find the cookie, first you have to find yourself. Bye~!
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Name: Anna or Spacey
















