In the middle of a dusty plain in Tyrannia, the Oracle waits in her mysterious obelisk. Battles may rage around her, but she is only interested in aiding the victor. Who will defeat all attackers and lay claim to the power of the obelisk?
It is not enough to be king in one's dreams. One must seek to be king while awake. Your time is coming, whether you are prepared or not.
There's a massive battle going on! Bystanders are in danger - look out, a banana! We rest our case. You'd better come back when it's safe...