Oh, hello there. My name is putnamdance. I was my Mother's very first pet. We've been through a lot over the years, including getting myself pounded before my Mother went on vacation. However, she realized the, ahem, *error* of her ways, and here I am again. I'm my Mother's bookworm, always burying my nose into a new book. I'm working towards a Neopian Book Award, but I still have a long way to go!