Okay, okay, calm down. I'll sign your autographs, if you'll just, hey, stop pushing, why can't you just, whoa, just make a line, I said, sigh...

LOOK, IT'S THE KING!!!

Phew, there, that's better. Oh, you're still here? I suppose you want an autograph too... You don't? You want to know more about me? Wow... awesome!

Okay, so basically I'm just a regular Lupe. I just like to play Yooyuball, and I'm pretty good at it if I do say so myself. I have a great family who's very supportive of me. I can't wait until I get a Faerie Yooyu! I'm technically not supposed to know this, but I'll be getting one at the end of this AC season as a gift for my years of playing Yooyuball. Faerie Yooyus have always been my favorites, so I'm excited to have one of my own!

You're probably wondering why I'm Red instead of Pink. The truth is, I just want to live a normal life, so I'm in disguise. Eventually I'll go back to being Pink, when I'm ready to handle the publicity, but for now I'm content to blend in with the crowds.

Uh oh, it looks like they're coming back. You should go, before you get trampled! Thanks so much for coming! It's not often that someone as nice as you comes to visit! Bye now! :)