Hi, I'm Yogarro. I can't come to the lookup right now, so please select one of the following options:
If you are a potential Battledome opponent, please tell my owner before challenging me so she can transfer the weapons to me.
If you are a random maniac who is daft enough to want to hurt my owner or one of my siblings, please meet me at the emergency room so that I will not have to drag you there myself when I'm through with you.
If you are King Skarl, wait a moment while I grab a canister of itching powder and a nuclear projectile.
If you are Lord Darigan, you will be pleased to hear that I am currently working on a way to implode the realm of The Three.
If you are The Three, please ignore that last part of the message for at least a few minutes longer.
If you are my former owner, then go straight home right now and promise your pets that you will not abandon them for losing two BD fights like you did to me.
If you are one of Sarah's friends or if you read something she wrote and enjoyed it, feel free to Neomail her after the beep.