Why, hello there. You were lucky to catch me in the kitchen; I'm leaving in a few hours for Mystery Island, and won't be back for a few days or so. We have to collect a month's worth of tropical fruit for the Chocolate Factory, and that's going to take quite some effort, I can tell you, especially with the way that Techo haggles.
Now, what are you after? Oh, a birthday party? No wonder they sent you to me; I'm a dab hand with cupcakes, and quite talented at icing. I'll certainly be able to squeeze that in before I go!