I assume the letter has reached you, no?
There is a place that you may like to go,
I don't invite just anybody you know,
Read these words and read them slow.

Take off your tie,
Take off your helmet,
Put down your briefcase,
Put down your pen,
Forget your worries,
Come to Toy Land.

Just for once remember an old day,
And come have fun and play,
Forget about your profit and pay,
Just come and have fun for a day, okay?

I invite you to my kingdom...

I'm not being dramatic.
What was that?
Wow, you're quite competitive.