You find yourself lost within the belly of an underground tomb located somewhere among the sands of the Lost Desert. Your main concern appears to be finding your way out. While aimlessly wandering through the labyrinth, you begin to hear the muffled melody of punk rock music. You follow the sound until you find yourself standing before a dazzling door plated in gold and encrusted with magnificent gems. Before barging in, you recall a little thing known as 'manners' and politely knock. A voice promptly responds, instructing you to *Come in!*
As you enter the music stops and a Zombie Hissi, adorned in royal Lost Desert attire and gauze wrappings, approaches you saying, *Finally! I was beginning to think the messenger Horus never made it to you.*
You look at him with a puzzled look on your face.
After a quick examination the Hissi begins again, *Oh… you're not the exterminator, are you?*
*Nope,* you quickly respond.
*Then you're here to steal from me, is that it?* the Hissi growls as he spreads his wings and exposes his fangs.
*NO! No no no, I'm just lost!* you explain.
*Riiiight,* the Hissi says as he contemplates the probability of a thief stupid enough to knock at his tomb door.
Your eyes lean to the right in response to a friendly *Meow.* You find a Zombie Mauket stretching its legs out in front of itself as it slowly making its way toward you. As it winds around your feet, begging to be pet, you notice a Skidget squirm out of the Mauket's ear and into its nose. Your stomach turns and you decide not to touch the little guy.
*My name is Temarill,* the Hissi interrupts, *and that's Bastet. You must forgive my temper. We aren't used to guests, and I was really hoping you were the exterminator!* he says as he brushes a Spyder from your shoulder.
*I didn't even know that was there,* you reply, checking for more.
*You probably want to know how to get out of here,* Temarill laughs. You nod. *Just take the second left and then a right, right, left, right, left, left, u-turn, right, left, left, right, left, right, and you should find the exit.*
You say the directions to yourself out loud a few times before saying *Thanks* and *Good-bye!*