Swyrmlaeddon

This door is clean, light, and elegantly carved, and when you see the room inside it you see that they match. Chartreuse wallpaper, shining tile floors, and several filled bookcases bring a light to the room, and it's easy to smile at the properly placed island flowers and furniture. But what really draws your eye is the heavy door on the side, swung open to reveal a slightly darker, simpler room. This one is filled with a wide assortment of mechanics, gears and springs and engines and things you can't even recognize.
Mm? Oh, hello honey; sit down, sit down, take a rest. Do make it snappy, though, I've got work to do. No, not that seat, that's my good chair. It works better for tails, and you've got legs, so shoo, get out, scram. No, not out of the room, you barely got here! Honestly. And what do you mean I told you to leave? Just stay quiet while I finish up working. I'm building an automated hoof-polisher, see? They get so dirtied when I'm out of the pool. It's hard staying on land so much, it's dirty, filthy, a downright pigsty in here. I'll be royal one day, and then when I'm a princess I won't have to put up with this. Why are you looking at me like that? I'd be a good princess, I am the most responsible one under this roof. And to think she found me in the pound! What a great story, mm? Real romantic, rags-to-riches type of thing, not that real princesses have time for that. I don't have time for any of it.