Currently being zapped at will by my owner. Well, I was going to be a Draik, and then get painted Pirate, but since TNT made them look so cutesy, my owner decided against it. Now he says he's going to zap me until I become some kind of Pirate.
(Shhh, be very quiet. I found out that I can't be zapped Pirate by the lab ray, so I'm not sure what my owner's plans are. I overheard him talking to this Sloth guy the other day, and that Sloth character seemed kind of shady, if you know what I mean. Some gibberish about a Super Pet, or something. Now don't tell my owner any of this, or I might get in trouble.)