❝ Pepper? No, American cheese. Pepper? No, the Ah-mee-reeee-can cheeeeese. ..Pepper? No, not Pepper Jack or Jalapeno Plain white American cheese.. The cheese I'm pointing to! ! ! …...…..Pepper? 'Yes, my husband wants paper between the cheese slices.' Replies the giggling woman from nowhere. ❞ -Zen Bojczuk