Salutations! I'm Sidney the Maraquan Draik. I'm sure you've met the rest of my... atypical family tree. To tell you the resounding truth, I pride myself on being the only sane person here. Seriously, help.

Regardless, I suppose you arrived here with a tad bit of inquisitiveness as to my pass-times. Besides my infatuation with literature, I also am the battle pet of the family. You might have heard of my heroics in the Neopian Times. You see, I'm a member of the Defenders of Neopia, serving under the honorable title of the Maraquan Mage. Water magic is my specialty. Furthermore, I often find plots invigorating, as I strive to achieve peace amongst all Neopets, and am Lins' right-hand gal to solve all those problems.

When I'm not analyzing logarithms or defending Neopia, I like to unwind at our vacation bungalo in Maraqua. This happens a lot, because according to my family I tend to get high strung most of the time. I personally have no idea what they're talking about.

P.S. Pirates are evil!