never UFT of UFA
*Laughs* Ha, I got you! You thought I was just another plushie? Nope! I'm real. Any how, I'm Shureih! The plushie kacheek. My owner Lauren as always wanted a neopet like me. Luckily, some nice neopian traded me for a Draik. Those guys are scary... if they breathe fire next to me, I'd ignite in flames! Aren't I cool? I think so. Oh, you think so too? What's that? I'm "cute"? Nononono. You got it wr- no! DO not pick me up! I don't like being squeezed!. *Thump* Hmph. That's cool. Drop me. I may be a plushie but I still have feelings...
Do you have food? No? Well, you're a waste of time. *Brushes off lint*
NEVER UFT OR UFA