Serpentile || Conniving || RP2k-esque
Tile: Hmph. Why are you here? Why not pessster one of our other sssiblings?
Serpen: *sigh* Fine. If we tell you about ourssselves, will you go away?
Tile: Well, here goesss...
Serpen: I'm the right head. My name is Ssserpen. I work well with my brother, who is currently to my left. My hobbiesss include teaming up with Tile in order to outsssmart those one-headed commonersss, and ssstalking like a ninja. Not for kicksss, though. I do it to ssslowly whittle away the sssanity of my prey. Kekeke! Well, I guess that's enough of me.
Tile: I'm the left head. We work together to plan world domination with Chrysssizon, Sssaffiru, and our older sssibling RP2k. I provide many of the ideasss to carry out this goal. Don't be fooled by what this page sssays about my Intelligence; it'sss way above average. By the way, in cassse you didn't know, our Petpet is named after the hydra mentioned in Greek mythology, who would use her six heads to sssink shipsss. We wanted to name her "Scylla 0.5," because she only has three headsss, but this annoying websssite wouldn't let usss. So, yeah.
Serpen: ...That's it. Go away now.
Tile: ...What, you're still not sssatisfied? Gah. All right. I guess we'll tell you about our family membersss.
Serpen: GG is the Battledome pet in the family. He isn't very bright, but he's the ssstrongest of all of us. Newbies beware.
Tile: RP2k shares our dream of one day ruling the world. He/she is the family lab rat, because he/she wishesss to be a Robot Pteri. The Lab Ray has given RP2k a lot of HP and a lot of Attack and Movement ssstats, so don't mess with him/her.
Serpen: Anzanziz is the bookworm of the family. We ssspend quite a bit of time around him, but only for our own persssonal gain. Due to his vassst wealth of knowledge, we believe he may provide vital information pertaining to the takeover of Neopia. We haven't told him this yet, though, ssso keep yer mouth shut about it.
Tile: Foamy was our creator, and considersss himself our "owner." Though such a preposssterous assumption is highly laughable, we like to humor him while he's in his little fantasy.
Serpen: There. That'sss all we can tell you.
Tile: Ssseriously. Get out, or we'll get GG in here.
Serpen: But before we forget, be sure to check our page for Foamy'sss Daily Dare Statsss for 2008.
Tile: Okay, now ssscram.