Welcome, friend. My name is Rontet, and I am the owner and proprietor of the Island Queen, Mystery Island's finest inn.
When I say finest, that refers to the quality of our beverages and our hospitality. If you're expecting a five-star resort, you've certainly come to the wrong place.
Who was the original Island Queen, you ask? Why, that would be my great-great-grandmother. Most of our line has died out now, or disappeared, but we were royalty once. I like to remember that, sometimes, when the guests are complaining that their coconuts aren't fresh or that their Bomberry Grog isn't spicy enough.
Come this way, and I'll show you to your room.