Greetings; my name is Nillaray, and I'm as Neopian as Asparagus Pie, but I like to speak with a bad British accent. Wait; perhaps those two aren't contradictory...

Do you know who else likes to put on a bad British accent? The lead singer of the band "Ever Stays Red." If you like them, Neomail Taradith, yeah?

Right, right, back to business. My favorite land is Meridell, and I'm a fan of Lord Darigan and Captain Rourke. Classy blokes, the both of them.

It's amazingly ironic. My whole life, I've dreamed of having beautiful clothes to wear. And now many Neopians are wearing lovely things, but I can't wear a single one, since I don't care to be Converted. The new Plushie Acaras look fine, but honestly, I'm more retro and just all-around more fetching this way.