Blueberry! Some random Neopian is at the door!
...Visitors? You sure? They pretty iffy to me...
I'm just checking, crimony! Last time we had people over they were being controlled by Meepits, if you've forgotten!
...Oh, right, you. Sorry. We get a lot of weirdos around here...probably because we're all weirdos...And we do live in the Woods. I suppose it's to be expected. Everyone knows e'll be taking the Cup again this season. Haunted Woods, rockin' out! Yeah!
Oh, yeah, I'm a Yooyoo Ball player. Look, look, I got my glove signed by Krell Vitor! Epic! HW OWNS!
What do you mean you don't suppose I like reading? Of course I do. I might not be allowed to live in this house if I didn't. Haha...only half-kidding there...ha. Sure, I love reading! But I'm the only one here who aiming to do something artsy for a job. Truffle 'n Disco are writers--actually, Disco's not a bad cook, either--Scorch is a music man, Blueberry's got a whole lot of cool photos...she can bake like nobody's business, by the way...which is gook, because Truffle can't...Anyway. I either want to be an adventurer (which the others are trying to do, too), a superhero, a YooYoo Ball player in the majors, or maybe a PetPet Policeman--you know, one of those guys who always has a trusty Petpet by his side to help catch bad guys. Me 'n Raider would be the best of the best! Meuka's goin' down!
Alright, you've had your fun...now go on, go find someone more interesting to talk to. I have to go bother Truffle and see if shell buy tickets to the game tomorrow. You wouldn't happen to have any, would you? Drat.