Oh, goodie! Did you finally choose to visit your infamous old pal Joker?
HA HA HA HA!!!
So. How did you find me here, anyways? Did you see me and my 'friends' hanging around?
Owch. Hey, that hurts! I do too have friends! In fact, I'm actually 'court jester' to Mistress Swindella .
OOH. Is that disbelief I sense?! HAH.
Oh, come ON Princess , we've been through this before, haven't we?
Well, what are you standing around for? You want a show or something? I'm not much of a magician, but I DO have a few cards up my sleeve, hehe.
Why don't you just check out my car dealership if you know what's good for you, and we'll call it a day. I'll even let you drive a car! It's not what they say, ya know. I mean, not ALL test drives go bad. Some do. I mean, this girl Reysie gets in the test car, right? And uh, she runs into my exploding pies ALL OVER THE COURSE. It was not pretty. So keep that in mind. Watch out for pies. And you'll be fine. 'Kay?
And, uh, speaking of cars...would you like a ride? As long as
time-keeper stays behind the line, of course.
MrJoker has been notable neopet once!
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