Ugh, would it kill you to knock first? Well, as long as you're here (even though you shouldn't be) I guess you'd like to know a bit more about me. I was Lins' first pet. Woohoo. She says I have a heart of gold, but I personally don't believe her. I also enjoy the music Lins does: loud, fast, and preferably having just three cords. Just like Moehawk! I'm pretty killer at guitar, too, you know.
Oh, right. My looks. That's probably why you're cringing. No? The smell? BAAAHHH, but I just put on deodorant! Well, anyways, I technically am a vampire. Observe this list:
* I CAN go out in sunlight. It's the things that skip around in it that make me want to vaporize something.
* I CAN drink blood-- but I'm O negative. Go figure!
* I DON'T sparkle. That NC stuff ain't for me, no sir.
Right, so now you know the basics. Now get outta here! I've got to practice this riff.
P.S. Don't call me "Lady" or else!