*You hear a rustling in some bushes next to you. As you near it to investigate, a tiny pirate shoyru jumps out at you waving a plastic cutlass a bit too big for her size*
AVAST MATEY! I'm a real pirate!
For Christmas 2006, TNT gave us a fountain faerie quest! (Actually it was Dec 17 but who's really counting?) And that is how I finally got to be a pirate! Now I'm sailing the great neoseas with my loyal Bluna!