Jackovy leaned back in his chair, feet propped up on the desk. In his paws he held a notice with the words "Library Rules" in bold letters on the top. The page went on to read:

No running, no talking, no singing, no wheezing,
No crashing, no smashing, no diving, no breathing.
These are the rules, and no I'm not jokin',
Who cares what you think, they're not made to be broken!

Why the note was written in poetry, Jack wasn't sure. "Oh well," he sighed. "Might as well hang it up with the other ones..."