-- ATTENTION --
An urgent message brought to you by Mad Scientist #856,
official representative of the Haunted Woods Eccentric Kooks Society
*twitch* GentlemanVampire, a once *twitch* attractive Halloween Blumaroo, has volunteered to assist in our *twitch* further exploration of the Lab Ray's side-effects and will - until such time as *twitch* we've finished our *twitch* experiments *twitch**twitch* - have his mutated features obscured by a mask. His location is *twitch* secured and off-base, somewhere that neither light nor the *twitch* gazing eyes of mindful Neopets could *twitch* set upon him. Once returned to his proper form, we plan to *twitch* reconstruct what remains of his face and *twitch* allow this poor creature to resume his life. Whatever *twitch* will be left of it.
- Mad Scientist #856, Arnold P. Smythe