Adopted 11.20.08
[Blunt] // [Pocket-sized] // [Super computer]
Thank you for letting me stay here!
Squeak! Do not press the tummy unless you require my services! Squeak!
Hey now, stop that. You're worse than Altalena. She is always pushing my buttons for no good reason.
Squeak! Please ask a question before prompting a reply! Reni is much better at following instructions than you. She's always questing for knowledge.
Squeak! If my wiring wasn't so delicate I'd have Raggles remove this accursed noise apparatus this instant!
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! That does it! I'll have Floofibob on you in a moment! That big oaf will smother you in saliva! We'll see who's squeaking then!
...Squeak!... ... Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! WHO LET THAT INTOLERABLE SOCKBAT IN HERE?!
|