Cheesy | Pirate | Fun-loving
Ahoy there! My name's Captain Colby_Jack_the_Cheek to ye, even though my sis's tend to call me plain ol' "Jack". But I won't hear ye callin' me that, eh? Unless you're a mate o' mine. I am captain of the vessel Cheddar Chunk and her small crew. We roam the five seas of Neopia, plundering the greatest thing on the planet; dairy goods! Aye, me and my crew are the cheesiest and proud to be! I'm called "the Cheek" because of how much cheese I can hold in my cheeks at one time. No one has ever beaten meh at a cheese eatin' contest, and no one will! One other thing; I LOVE MY CHEESE!!! Heh heh. I'm named after a type of cheese as a matter o' fact, and there is nothin' in Neopia that is as good. My three sisters are bonnie lasses indeed. Asara is a load o' fun, but Saia tends to be a bit o' trouble. With me being a pirate by heart and she a knight, we tend to disagree. Ah well, I'm sure we can work somet'in' out. In meh spare time I have cheese eatin' contests with the crew and my mate, CheeseNip the Puppyblew. I'm always lookin' for good crew members. An' if ye want, feel free to send a message to my bonnie caretaker, sailor__girl. She did say something about a main account. Ah well; you'll figure it out. Well, I'd best be going. Farewell!
A wise fella' once said, "Great Cheeses are judged by their flavour, texture, and rolling speed.
Born on the 15th day of the month of Storing, Year 7
29th day of the month of Sleeping, Kacheek Day
Aye, and aren't ye a bonnie little lass
Ye're quite tall for a little whippersnapper