A. E. Gisur aka Sidekick Man
Super Powers: Sliding around the ground evasively, squirting (often dirty) water at his enemies.
Working hard to pay off a bribe, Sidekick Man is a sidekick for hire. Wherever there's a super hero in need of a little assistance, Sidekick Man is there. Now, being there and being useful are two totally different things. Sidekick Man is an expert at evasive techniques, and unless the bad guy's weakness happens to be dish water, Sidekick Man's attacks are more of a nuisance than a help. Still, he tries his best (most of the time).
You need to stop leaving the apartment such a mess!
Oh no, not you again! :(
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