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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Er... my keen Hog Senses detect that my mask is in dire need of eye-holes!"


Booking Your Stay



Neolodges. The wonderful (and sometimes not so wonderful) places where your Neopet can stay when you're gone for a long period of time. You're about to set them up in a place to stay when you see the dropdown list of your options. Your brain is fizzled, so you say, "Well, I'll get back to that." Therefore you move on, seeing the list of upgrades. Your brain circuits are now fried. What do you do?...

Discarded Shops



I was walking around Neopia Central today, Neopoints packed securely in my Green Backpack, wondering what shop to purchase something from. The Food Shop? Nah, too average. Pharmacy? My pets weren't sick! So how about The Bank? Wait, never mind, you can't buy anything from there. If only there was some strange, but helpful, shops out there!...

Faerie Rejects


If you were one of the few people who actually followed the "Battle For Meridell" plot, then you must have learned the same thing we did. There are faeries running around Neopia that we were never aware existed. And apparently they pop up when we least expect it. So one gifted Neopian Times writer and a half-wit wearing Lucky Green Boots decided to investigate...

Other Stories

"A Toast To My Existence" by chaos_jess
"I want to know what it would be like if I wasn't born!"...

"The Masked Moehog" by tambourine_chimp
"Of course! That had to be the answer! He was the Masked Moehog."...

"Meteor Star" by articuno_neo
"Was I in space? I think I was. I saw Kreludor... really close."...


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Great stories!


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You Are What You Eat (Or What You Get Eaten By)
You can only ever eat blobs that are smaller than you, and must control this fledgling Chomby using your arrow keys, eating more and more jellies and becoming progressively larger...

by net_dude

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Seaveil : The Tide Rises -- Part Three
"Well," Deague said, a grin playing upon his face, "we'll soon be relieved. It's going to rain soon." Deague pointed up to the sky, where already, clouds had formed.

by adoriblelapin

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Al Tastes Revenge: Part Two
Certainly, I hope Al doesn’t still think he’s a better food critic than I was. That snooty, rich little brat.

by al_the_chia

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The Techo Mountain Excavation: Part Six
At the sight of the new artifact, Gelrelt suddenly became very serious, forgetting his previous plans. His mind wandered back to Angel’s interrogation the night before...

by resurrectedwarrior

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Bobo and the Big Drop
"I’m gonna do a quest. I’ll meet you in Happy Valley -- you can see if the Snowager’s sleeping if you want."

by doogofdoom



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