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How to Take Grooming from Glum to Glorious


by juli_puff

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Hannah’s Quest Log has me grooming my Neopets again. But this grooming was not up to any acceptable standard. I scoured my Safety Deposit Box for a sad, neglected Sponge Grundo Sponge and got to work using the bare minimum. My Neopets didn’t complain, no, but I knew there was potential to enhance the experience and make it more fun.

     With the month of Sleeping here, what better time to prioritize your Neopet’s relaxation by making grooming a special spa experience? Here’s a few ways you can take this activity from glum to glorious—and complete your Quest Log while you are at it.

     Tooth Faerie Takeover

     Let’s be real. How often have you actually groomed your Neopet? If it’s been a while, a visit from the Tooth Faerie may be in order. Dental Hygiene is key to keeping your Neopet healthy and happy. While there are a variety of toothbrushes and toothpastes to choose from, I like using the Tooth Faerie Toothpaste with the Tooth Faerie Toothbrush. Finish with the Tooth Faerie Mouth Wash and you are guaranteed to get those teeth sparkling as if the Tooth Faerie herself used her magic on them.

     If a heavy duty cleaning is in order, say for example your Neopet has an appetite for non-food items like Grarrls or Skeiths, you could opt for Hydroslothic Acid Toothpaste. This product is incredibly strong and leaves a tingling sensation on the gums. But be warned, you may also need to consult Lawyerbot based on product reviews, and the safety of this product is questionable.

      Bath and Body (that) Works

     Bathing is just as important as dental hygiene for your Neopet’s health and wellness. For skin as smooth as Boochi’s bottom, consider grooming your Neopet using a Natural Sponge for gentle exfoliation. Pair it with Lavender Soap for an aromatic enhancement or Hypoallergenic Soap and Hypoallergenic Facial Cleanser for Neopets with especially sensitive skin.

     Of course no skin care routine is complete without moisturizing and proper sun protection. For this I recommend Vanilla Lotion and Sun Block Lotion, because both of these products do the job without breaking the bank.

     To keep your Neopet smelling nice, there are a wide variety of perfumes to explore anywhere from less than 1000 neopoints to well over 1 million. Consider getting Lavender-Scented Perfume or Lavender Perfume as it goes well with Lavender Soap. However, if aromatherapy is not on the menu, you can treat your Neopet to a Relaxing Eye Mask instead.

     Head Spa Happiness

     Depending on your Neopet’s hair or fur texture, there are a range of options for creating a perfect, individualized head spa experience. Herbal Shampoo and Cucumber Melon Conditioner are a great and affordable combination; however, plain old Shampoo and Conditioner will do the trick for Neopets sensitive to scents.

     When detangling your Neopet’s hair or main, consider using a wide toothed comb, like the Coral Comb, for curls or thick textures. For finer textures, opting to use a brush like the Money Tree Hair Brush to help smooth and prevent frizz. Finish off with Super Strong Hair Gel for a strong hold or opt for the Faerie Glitter Gel to add some sparkle to your Neopet’s fresh and shiny hair.

     If you really want to up the expense to create an exquisite head spa experience, add in the Altador cup head massager. Using this scalp massager will not only help to boost circulation to the scalp and improve hair health, but it will also create tingles as glorious as winning the tournament itself.

     Sensational Styling

     Styling is a crucial part of the grooming experience, because while skin care can create a dewy complexion, it’s the confidence from styling that adds a glow to your Neopet.This is where your creativity can really shine, but if you need some recommendations, consider using a combination of make up, powders, polish, and accessories.

     Some great products in these categories include Gold Eye Shadow, Illusen Blue Waterproof Mascara, Glittering Faerie Dusting Powder, Glittery Red Nail Polish, and the Air Faerie Hair Clip. For those clean and natural Neopet beauties, Hypoallergenic Lip Gloss is a winner.

     Of course, your Neopet will need a mirror to admire your extraordinary handiwork. The Blue Daisy Mirror is cute and affordable, but why not match the glamor of the moment with a Glamourous Uni Mirror?

      Creating an unforgettable experience

     Win the lottery recently? Have a few million Neopoints saved up from over the years? Well, if you are looking to go absolutely all out and give your Neopet the Queen Fyora treatment, look no further than these fabulous grooming items.

     An Aromatic Candle will be sure to create an environment that is relaxing and rich (quite literally). Or perhaps your Neopet will want to smell exceptionally sweet with the Ylana Skyfire Spring Perfume. Or maybe your Neopet is dreaming of summer—the Acara Summer Grooming Kit will be a perfect addition to your grooming routine. At any rate, all of these products are well over a million neopoints and will be sure to dazzle your Neopet when it comes to grooming.

     Just whatever you do, please stay away from the Dung Derived Lipstick. It may be organic and come with an exceptionally high price tag, but at what cost? I mean, I guess it would certainly make the experience unforgettable in a sense. And maybe it could make a fashionable statement at the Tyrannian Concert hall. Who am I kidding? Please do not get the Dung Derived Lipstick.

      New Year. New You. New Neopet.

     By this point, your Neopet is probably feeling like they’ve visited the Healing Springs and are now floating on a cloud in Faerieland. And you can take a deep breath and relax knowing your Neopet is well taken care of for the month of Sleeping. Nothing feels better than hearing “Thanks, you are my favourite owner!” after grooming. And with these items, you’ll likely be hearing that feedback often from your Neopet!

     This article is not sponsored by the Grooming Parlour. All opinions and product suggestions are my own. Though of course, the Grooming Parlour in the Neopian Bazaar is a fabulous place to start if you are looking for grooming items.

     

 
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