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The Top Ten Problems of Plushie Pets


by nbbug132

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Plushie pets are an absolute joy, but like any other color they have their fair share of problems. As any devoted lover of plushie pets knows there is a considerable amount of upkeep required to keep these adorable critters in mint condition. So I present to you, the top ten biggest problems with the care and maintenance of plushie pets.

1. They are a pain to keep clean.

Seriously, have you ever tried getting Grape Chia Pop stains out of fabric skin? It's a nightmare! Plushie pets get dirty at the drop of a hat. They are absolute magnets for dirt and grime, and more often than not your pet would rather play than sit still for a bath. They don't take too kindly to being run through the laundry either. Finally, most soaps and cleaners are too harsh for soft plushie skin; I suggest Hypoallergenic Hand Soap & a dab of fabric softener to keep your fluffy friends soft and fresh.

2. Don't even bother going to Maraqua. Ditto Tyrannia.

Speaking of keeping them clean, you'll find that some areas of the world just aren't worth the hassle with a plushie pet in tow. Taking your pet to Maraqua results in them getting absolutely soaked through and though; it takes ages for them to dry out, and even when they do they'll smell like seaweed for a week! Tyrannia is just a bad. The charming local habit of building houses out of dung becomes somewhat less charming when you have to clean dung out of fabric. There isn't enough perfume in all of Neopia to handle that smell.

3. Sewing on button eyes is no joke.

Button eyes look charming, but as soon as one comes loose it's a major disaster. Forget losing one altogether, it's almost impossible to find a new matching button. Your pet is going to end up half blind or with mismatched eyes. Sorting through buckets of extra buttons looking for exactly the right one is not a good time. And, if by some miracle, you do find a match sewing it back in place is difficult, with much squirming on the part of your pet. I promise you, it's the worst!

4. Two words: Yarn Hair.

You think bed head is bad? You haven't experienced yarn hair. While this particular problem doesn't affect all species, just wait until your plushie Gnorbu or Xweetok rolls out of bed one morning with a massive case of yarn hair; it's a tangled, knotty disaster! The only solution is a HUGE bottle of Usuki Magical Conditioner (for that flawless shine), a Detangle Comb, and a LOT of patience.

5. They're hard to feed because they're always "stuffed".

Haha, get it? In all seriousness, plushie pets are notoriously picky eaters. There is nothing they like more than a Plushie Burger or a Plushie Slice of Cake, but will often turn their noses up at Plushie Broccoli. Feeding your pet a well-balance diet can be tricky, but it's really important to their health. Also, we've already discussed how difficult the can be to clean, so proceed with caution when giving your pets treats that can stain such as Coffee, Ketchup Ice Cream, and Chocolate Milk.

6. They get lost at the Toy Store and the Plushie Shop.

Going to the toy store is always an adventure, but even more so when your pet matches perfectly. Plushie pets love playing hide-and-seek in the places where no one can spot them: The Toy Store and Plushie Shop. They have the major advantage of blending in effortlessly among the piles of toys. You turn your back for one moment and your mischievous pet has disappeared into a pile of stuffed neopets. Good luck finding them! It could take hours.

7. Ripped stitches are no laughing matter.

Nothing will ruin a day spent on Mystery Island faster than getting stitching snagged on a sharp piece of bamboo. As a plushie pet parent you become an expert at quick stitches, and carry safety pins in your pockets for emergencies. Donny up on Terror Mountain will become your new best friend; he can help guide you through some of the more complicated repairs. In no time you'll be able to thread a needle and fix even the worst rips and tears before your beautiful plushie even has a chance to shed a single teardrop.

8. Finding cute fabric patches is difficult.

It's rare, but sometimes your best friend might get a tear bad enough to need a patch. This is their moment of need, and you can't let them down! However, getting your hand on cute fabric patches can sometimes be difficult. After all, no plushie pet wants to be patched with a piece of Ultra Fashionable Potato Sack. The Second-Hand Shoppe can be helpful if you're on a budget, but try browsing Uni's clothing for cute fashions that can be cut up into colorful patches. Bright patches, while hard to come by, will help make your plushie pet feel right as rain in no time.

9. You'll spend a fortune on lint rollers.

True fact: many Neopets may shed, but all plushies produce lint, and it ends up EVERYWHERE. Lint on your shirt, lint on the couch, even lint on your bologna! It don't know how they manage it, but once you adopt a plushie pet everything in your Neohome becomes covered in lint. Stocking up on lint rollers is a must. You might even want to consider investing in a Vacumatic 9000 petpet for your pet, to help keep the lint under control.

10. You can't love them enough!

Every Neopet is special, but plushie pets have the unique ability to warm the heart and bring a smile to almost any face. They are cheerful, happy, beautiful pets and will be your best friend forever. All their "problems" are minor inconveniences once you consider how much joy and happiness they bring with them every day. The number one problem with plushie pets is that you simply can't love them enough. They are some of my best friends and they should be yours too!

 
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