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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"So, on a scale of one to Jelly World, how doomed are we?"

A tile fell off the roof, clattering morosely on the debris.

"I think we're hovering somewhere between Illusen and Jhudora hugging, and Doctor Sloth successfully invading Neopia."


Random Kindness



We may get bogged down in the hustle-bustle of competitions and we may find ourselves envying those around us who have won when we have lost. But there is one thing we sometimes forget and that is that we are a community and we are all here together...

Beating Procrastination



I know I should be working on my goals today, but I just don't want to. I can always work on it tomorrow. It's too time-consuming. I can't finish it today anyway, so why bother? Does this sound anything like you? If so, you are not alone. We have all been there...

Ready to Roll


I have one more game to add to your list that's easy enough to master—in fact, you'll only need four tips before you're playing like you've been doing it for years! That's right, folks: Ready to Roll. It's the perfect game: the mouse controls are simple enough...

Other Stories
"An Eyrie Again" by craftygrrl
"I want a morphing potion." My owner, clearly startled, looked over her glasses at me incredulously; my two sisters wore similar expressions. It was morning in our Neohome, a breezy summer morning, and we were all eating our omelettes without complaint (for once), since it actually made sense...

"The Faerie's Blessing" by goodsigns
"Those gingerbread cookies are going to taste delicious," SweetyHeartpteri said to herself, checking her basket to make sure that she had all the right ingredients. The Checkered Aisha loved all sorts of cooking and baking, and had decided to make her sister's favorite cookie as an early Birthday present...

"Dean's Good Deed" by scathachs
Dean is a golden Kyrii with the shaggiest hair. It is pretty scruffy, like he just hopped out of a shower and roughed it up with a towel, except it seems to sit like that all day every day. It sort of flows across his face, framing it, in blissful jaggers. It would probably look dapper if his hair were well-kept. Dean stands on the tallish side, just above...


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Great stories!


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Keep Calm and Kyrii on: How about Snow?
That's cold, man.

by ahnyo

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Dean's Good Deed
This troublesome Kyrii is well known for his mischief, having made King Skarl mad more times than anyone else, and he also holds the reputation for classically filling the Rainbow Pool with soap bubbles.

by scathachs

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Chronicles of the Council: The Hunter - Part Two
"Perhaps today I will go north," Altador said, leaning out the window...

by pillsi

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Four Tips to Improve Your Game of Ready to Roll
Ready to Roll. It's the perfect game: the mouse controls are simple enough, just click and drag, so easy that you can even play the game on a laptop with a track pad rather than an actual mouse.

by apr312

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The Faerie's Blessing
"Those gingerbread cookies are going to taste delicious," SweetyHeartpteri said to herself...

by goodsigns



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